Malia AuParis

EVIDENCE FOR MY FUTURE CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY TRIAL. MALIAMOSS.COM & YOUTUBE/AUPARIS

"children"

hotel-job:

GUEST: What room should we book? We have four adults and four (does air quotes) “children.”

(I’m assuming she did airquotes because she’s not sure what we consider the age cutoff for children, but it’s also possible that they carry around four potatoes with faces drawn on that they take care of and love very much??)

Word Vomit

foundhergrail:

Oh man, guys. You know…just…One Time, man.

I think what kept me going with my YouTube channel is that I have no huge goals for lesliefoundhergrail to be successful. I get to try out stuff I write, I get to be friends with people all over the world, and I get to apply stuff from my vlog life to…

Dude. I love this thing you’re making.

I just ate the hell out of this omelet.

I just ate the hell out of this omelet.

Happy Easter! #ISpentWAYTooLongMakingThis

Happy Easter! #ISpentWAYTooLongMakingThis

Breakfast. Working on a Malia leaves video for next Thursday!

Breakfast. Working on a Malia leaves video for next Thursday!

Lyra found the one sunny spot in the apartment and instantly looks like a badass. I wish I had that skill.

Lyra found the one sunny spot in the apartment and instantly looks like a badass. I wish I had that skill.

Standing in the middle of the street is the name of the game and I’m winning.

Standing in the middle of the street is the name of the game and I’m winning.

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

(Source: deathchilds)

It’s hot! And we went outside for lunch.

It’s hot! And we went outside for lunch.

What’s that? Dance in front of a painting of umbrellas? YOU GOT IT!

What’s that? Dance in front of a painting of umbrellas? YOU GOT IT!

Lyra found a comfortable spot.

Lyra found a comfortable spot.