Malia AuParis

EVIDENCE FOR MY FUTURE CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY TRIAL. MALIAMOSS.COM & YOUTUBE/AUPARIS
Standing in the middle of the street is the name of the game and I’m winning.

Standing in the middle of the street is the name of the game and I’m winning.

edwardspoonhands:

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.

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It’s hot! And we went outside for lunch.

It’s hot! And we went outside for lunch.

What’s that? Dance in front of a painting of umbrellas? YOU GOT IT!

What’s that? Dance in front of a painting of umbrellas? YOU GOT IT!

Lyra found a comfortable spot.

Lyra found a comfortable spot.

Done hemmed a thrift store dress and made a headband and belt. BOOM. 
Also Lyra. 

Done hemmed a thrift store dress and made a headband and belt. BOOM. 

Also Lyra. 

Done got a makeover y’all.

Done got a makeover y’all.

Good morning, Human.

Good morning, Human.

No new video this week, but DID YOU KNOW last week me and emily from BlinkPopShift made a tag video for all you crazy kids? 

How am I supposed to get anything done with this shit going on in front of me?!

How am I supposed to get anything done with this shit going on in front of me?!

Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”

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PUPPY TIME!